Sorry Kate, moof's are funnier than yours. :-) (Gout! Asperger's! Tee hee.)

Here's mine:
PCOS
along with which comes hirsuitism, insulin resistance, reduced fertility, skin tags, and obesity (fwiw)
Mild Asthma
Sleep apnea
Teeth grinding
Athlete's foot (but only 3 toes)
Type II Bipolar disorder, or else
ADD and Depression (whatever they think it is this week)
Bad back
Tight hamstrings
Really huge callouses on my big toes.

Lizarde